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A highly unlikely scenario, or a Neetsa Pizza employee's guide to saving the world, Rachel Cantor

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A highly unlikely scenario, or a Neetsa Pizza employee's guide to saving the world

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Rachel Cantor

In the not-too-distant future, competing giant fast food factions rule the world. Leonard works for Neetsa Pizza, the Pythagorean pizza chain, in a lonely but highly surveilled home office, answering calls on his complaints hotline. It's a boring job, but he likes it--there's a set answer for every scenario, and he never has to leave the house. Except then he starts getting calls from Marco, who claims to be a thirteenth-century explorer just returned from Cathay. And what do you say to a caller like that? Plus, Neetsa Pizza doesn't like it when you go off script

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Neetsa Pizza employee's guide to saving the world